The Top 7 Babes in Children’s Television
Posted on 12 03, 2006 under The Manual by Noodad |
So the kids are watching the tv and you notice something out of the corner of the eye. Amidst the puppets, cartoons, and claymation, you spot a sight for sore eyes: you spot a babe. Yes, noodads, you would be surprised how good looking kids television has become.
But before you go on thinking you will tune into Sprout instead of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show you need to cool your jets and finish reading this article. This isn’t Baywatch, this is still children’s programming. Here is a list of the Top 7 Babes in Children’s Television:
1. Genevieve Goings from Choo Choo SoulThe sultry engineer of the Playhouse Disney Animated short, Genevieve dances around the rail car with collagen lips and tight shirts. |
2. Lisa Lennox from the DoodlebopsDon’t let the blue face throw you. Dee Dee Doodle is one hot pseudo-human band member. And this year, there was a minor controversy when the skirts got shorter and tighter. No complaints here. |
3. Alison Bartlett OReilly from Sesame StreetAs the Sesame Street vet, Dr. Gina Jefferson, this woman is really the only thing remotely attractive on the show. |
4. Michele Lepe from Sprout’s The Goodnight ShowReplacing the equally hot Melanie Martinez, this latin hottie, known as “Nina” is nice on the eyes every night on the Goodnight Show. |
5. Wendy from Bob the BuilderThe hottest piece of clay on the planet. Wendy has the perfect phone-sex husky voice and she can use her some tools too! Now that is hot. |
6. Laurie Berkner from Jack’s Big Music Show on NogginLaurie Berkner pops up every once in awhile singing her songs and jumping up and down with her guitar. Best known for her song, “Bumblee Bee (Buzz Buzz)” her song will be stuck in your head for days. |
7. Kim PossibleOk, she’s animated. But she is hot. And she fights crime too. Enough said. |
<<UPDATE>> After a year of TV watching, we have admitted to a glaring omission to this list: Jennifer Peterson-Hind of Hi-5. Read the shrine to the hottest babe in Children’s television here.
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1)Bob the Builder-HELLO!?! Who doesn\'t love a man with a tool belt?
2)Handy Mandy-Again, who doesn\'t love a man in a tool belt? And he\'s Latino-extra hotness.
3)Levar Burton-You know...he used to play the fella with the glasses on Star Trek now he\'s enriching the lives of children through literature. A man that reads for fun!?! Sign me up.
4)Man in the Yellow Hat from Curious George-I don\'t know what he does for a living. I don\'t know what\'s under that hat. I don\'t know why this man keeps a wild animal as a best friend but I DO know that the mystery of it all has me intrigued.
5 and 6)The Kratt Brothers from Zooboomafoo-super cute, super smart, and super excited about animals. Have you checked them out in their khaki shorts? Great legs and bum, right? Totally.
7)Dad/Harold Shrinks from George Shrinks-Yummm a musician and inventor...You know what they say about musicians, right? I don\'t know either. But nevermind that-he\'s got the goatee going on and the crazy hair and he\'s for sure working the whole \"Family Man\" thing as he invents things for his vertically challenged son, George.
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Rupertz-can\'t believe you talked about Laurie\'s boobs-dude, she\'s a mom.
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Thanks,
Rusty Sterling
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Just send me an email with your address and we\'ll get one to you when we can. She waiting for Disney to have them produced right now. But it should be soon.
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Kerry Kimble
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Animated - Kelly from the hardware store in Handy Manny
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Is there a list for CNN personalities? If so, Linda Stouffer is #1 in my book.
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there is nothing more real then all of Jen & her spirt.......love ya lots
She brings sunshine to to all !!!!!
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Please have her contact us so that we can interview her for the site. We\'ll do a Maxim style photoshoot and everything. :zzz
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What ever were we thinking when we wrote this article? We should have consulted Amber, whose firm grip on reality should filter all of our future installments.
Check out the ground breaking theory that I call... Ambervision
Love of \"her role model\" and \"girl\" Lisa from the Doodlebops = Genevieve Goings to the bottom of the list & Terri Irwin & Vivian McLaughlin warping somehow onto the list and rocketing to the top.
Eureka! Next time let\'s just do the Top 10 Number 1 Babes on Children\'s Television.
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-straight from the Noodad Labs
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The Crocodile Huntress is not one of them.
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I agree with you on some, but Lavar Burton?!? Come on....twitch, twitch.
My personal fave? Greg Page from the Wiggles. Oh, mamma. Anthony isn\'t all that bad either.
I also think it worth an incredible mention (since Genevieve has been brought up) to bring up her co-star, Mr. Conductor. What a beautiful man. Seriously girls, you can\'t say he isn\'t.
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