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As Crosby Stills & Nash implored, teach your children
well. Some of the most important lessons you can teach your kid revolve
around how to act in public. Fortunately, with the increasing lack of
basic civility among us, every trip to Home Depot, the grocery store,
or anywhere else Joe Public converges provides you with a perfect
classroom for these lessons.
On a recent trip to the grocery
store around Mother’s Day, my boys and I encountered a charming woman
near the expanded flower shop area. While passing by an aisle narrowed
by an additional row of display tables filled with last-minute-gifts,
the basket the woman carried hit a small potted plant and it smashed to
the ground. She had two kids with her, probably somewhere between 11
and 14 years old. “JEE-ZUZ CHRIST!” she yelped. “You break it, you buy
it!” laughed one of the kids.
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Sorry to say it noodads, but sometimes, you just aren"t as good as mommy. In some situations, mommy is the only thing that will do. You might be inclined to think your wife has an edge over you because they have boobs. Or it might be the fact that mom"s tend to have a more nurturing effect. It usually is neither. Don"t fret! Normally, favoritism towards mommy is just an arbitrary decision to diss you because your number came up that day. You can"t fight it or try to teach against it. You must simply wait it out until your wife is on the chopping block, not you.
Sometimes your kids will diss you in favor of mommy for small things. Sometimes they are more significant. Last week, my daughter threw a monster fit for almost 10 minutes because I was putting her to bed, not mommy. Later she says to me, "You aren"t as good as mommy." Read the rest of this entry »
Noodads, I did something I swore to myself I never would. This weekend I went into the largest selling Honda dealership in the world in my trusty Honda Civic and walked out with a brand new 2006 Honda Odyssey. This was more than just an exchange of car keys, this was a step into a world of soccer practices and sleep-overs.
A co-worker recently mentioned to me that she and her friends refer to this action as "crossing over" and I can"t think of a more perfect phrase. To me, this decision makes me feel like, right or wrong, that I am on a different side of the fence. It is not that any side is wrong or better, but there is an invisible line between the minivan family and the family sans minivan. The funny thing about the line is you don"t know it is there until you crossed it. Read the rest of this entry »
…and so do the innocent parents who buy some of what they are selling.
I’m calling out Pottery Barn (and L.L. Bean and Lands End too) for putting kids at risk. They’re putting profit to the tune of an additional $6 per order (and incremental sales) ahead of corporate responsibility. Why am I all over PB and these others? Because backpacks and duffel bags monogrammed with children’s names are dangerous and a foolish risk to take with a child’s life and yet, monogramming is not only offered but products with it are the central focus of their back-to-school marketing.
Monogramming on bags kids carry to school, sports or other activities (anywhere where mom and dad aren’t right by their side the whole time) is a bad idea – most modern parents know this, child safety advocates speak-out about it and many communities and police departments have gone so far to issue warnings against it. Yet on the cover of the Pottery Barn Kids catalog that just landed in our mailbox, there’s a cute little girl – apparently named Anna – with her name emblazoned in 70 point type across the top of her backpack. Anna is all of 6 years old and she’s at soccer practice…and she’s the perfect target for some demented perv.
Noodads, be advised – the Consumer Product Safety Commission and RC2 Corporation have issued a general recall of wooden Thomas & Friends toys due to the potential toxicity of surface paints that contain lead. The recall affects an estimated 1.5 million wooden vehicles, buildings and other railway set components sold in the US over the past 2 years so it’s likely to be the ones in your playroom. For a complete list of the specific models recalled, visit the CPSC web site.
SO…what do you do?
I discovered the beginnings of a great website for kids. The guy calls himself Sky Guy and he talks to kids about astronomy. I met Tom the “Sky Guy” through Seesmic and he is a very knowledgeable and friendly guy. He currently only has 2 videos so far, but by the looks of the following video, he has a good start to a great show for your kids.
Check out Sky Guy here.
