The Must-Have Toy Chase: Do Whatever it Takes or Avoid at All Costs?

It's that time of year again: the time when the coolest toys of the year also become the hardest to find. Your kids are no dummies. They know which toys are badass and which toys aren't. It is by design that the toys they absolutely have to have are the ones that you can't seem to find.

This has been going on for generations. Marketers design product launch programs to prey on chumps like us who will do anything for our little boys and girls come Christmas time. They flood the marketplace with key product placements and targeted commercials. Then they limit the distribution and deliver product in phases leading up to Christmas to build up demand and whet the appetites of your kids and yourself.
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Is it Ok to Lie For Free Admission?

You're standing in line at a major theme park. As you approach the ticket counter you see the jaw-dropping admission prices. It's $18 for adults, $12 for kids 5 to 12, and Free for kids 4 and under. Your daughter, small for her age, just turned 5 a couple of months ago. What do you do?

Isn't it tempting to just say your kid is 4 years old and get the free admission? Which brings us to this week's question:
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Kids on the Laps of Strangers

It has gone down as the funniest picture ever taken of my daughter. Here she is, with a beautiful purple dress on, reaching out her arms in a desperate plea to be rescued. This would be a sad picture had she not been sitting on the lap of the ugliest Santa Claus you have ever seen. Here she is, as if we handed her over to a third world prison guard. Here he is, with his tree trunk thighs and ratty beard smiling his $6/hour Rent-A-Santa smile. It's the greatest picture ever.
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Are You Ready to be a Dad? Take the Quiz

Just because you planted your seed and the sproutlet is forming does not mean you are ready to be a dad. Sure, you have the necessary equipment to build a family, but it takes more than a boink to be a real dad. You need to develop cat-like reflexes and be cunning like a ninja. Think you have what it takes? Take our quiz to find out.

1. How much sleep a night do you need to function as a human being?
A) 10 hours
B) 8 hours
C) 6 or less
D) Whatever I am given, I will utilize every second of
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The Top 7 Babes in Children’s Television

So the kids are watching the tv and you notice something out of the corner of the eye. Amidst the puppets, cartoons, and claymation, you spot a sight for sore eyes: you spot a babe. Yes, noodads, you would be surprised how good looking kids television has become.

But before you go on thinking you will tune into Sprout instead of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show you need to cool your jets and finish reading this article. This isn’t Baywatch, this is still children’s programming. Here is a list of the Top 7 Babes in Children’s Television:
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