Archives for March, 2008

Let Your Kids Smoke, It’s their Cell Phones That Will Kill Them

Posted on 03 31, 2008 under Current Events by Noodad | No Comment

kid_with_cell_phone.jpgA recent report has said that cell phone use is more dangerous than smoking. This is due to the radiation to the brain that cell phones give off that could lead to brain cancer.

Dr. Vini Khurana, who did the study, is no slouch. He isn’t some crazy “technology is bad lets go churn our own butter” type of quack. No, Dr. Khurana is a top neurosurgeon who receives awards for his published scientific papers. And he says, cell phones will double your risk of brain cancer.

He also says, that kids especially should not be using them: “He admits that mobiles can save lives in emergencies, but concludes that “there is a significant and increasing body of evidence for a link between mobile phone usage and certain brain tumours”. He believes this will be “definitively proven” in the next decade.” Read the rest of this entry »

So You Wanna Be With a Supermodel

Posted on 03 31, 2008 under Her by Noodad | No Comment

adriana-lima-yellow-bra.jpgEver wanted to know what its like to be with a supermodel? Supermodel Adriana Lima has some tips to being with a supermodel. You can read it here.

Odds are, you may have already dated or even married a potential supermodel. You just didn’t know it because you were buried in your Blackberry. For us married folks, it is important to remember how hot our wives are and apply the same principles.

Matt Chumbley is a Hero

Posted on 03 28, 2008 under Current Events by foodad | No Comment

When Matt Chumbley’s two and a half year old disappeared down a well while chasing the family cat, he did what any noodad would do. He panicked.

He quickly cleared away debris and wood and accidentally hit his son on the head with a cinderblock. Matt dove in after his son and pulled him out. Watch video about (not of) the event here: http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2008/03/28/dnt.ia.boy.well.kcci

Can a Grown Man Fit in a Cozy Coupe?

Posted on 03 26, 2008 under Uncategorized by Noodad | No Comment

Noodad Product Review: The Robopanda by Wowwee Robotics

Posted on 03 26, 2008 under Doodads by Noodad | 1 Comment

robopanda_sitting.jpgFor me, when I think about a robot I think about things like Optimus Prime, Short Circuit and of course, R2-D2 and C3-PO. But for kids these days, they think robots are just ordinary playmates. Technology is so prevalent in toys these days, who cares if the head moves or the lips move?

For the last few months, every time I walked down the toy aisles with my kids, one of the most frequent stops was the section of robots. I always wondered if the appeal of these things was they looked deep into the eyes of these artificial beings and found a connection, or if they just knew it was expensive because of the flashy packaging and its placement well above the reach of tiny hands.

So I was excited to get the opportunity to review the popular Robopanda by WowWee Robotics. The Robopanda is a high priced feat of robotic engineering packaged in a hard plastic shell that is rugged to the touch and cute to look at. After all, when thinking of a character to animate robotically, you would be hard-pressed to find something cuter than a panda. At a price tag between $99-$170, I was skeptical about its appeal. No doubt, for the amount of moving parts and exterior moldings, delivering this under 2 bills is a feat in itself. But despite its worth in parts and manufacturing, a big fear for parents is they will fork over that type of cash only to see it at the bottom of the toy pile in a few weeks. Read the rest of this entry »

Why You Shouldn’t Give Your Babies Water

Posted on 03 24, 2008 under The Manual by Noodad | 1 Comment

water-drop-a.jpgHere’s a little tidbit for you noodads out there: you shouldn’t give your babies water. That’s right, you should not give your baby any water. Even though water is suppose  to be good for you and you are suppose to drink like 3 gallons of it a day, it ain’t good for the little dude or dudette. Here’s why:

If you give a newborn or infant water, they could be at risk for brain swelling and even seizures. This is because the brains and kidneys of newborns and infants do not know how to handle it causing chemical abnormalities in their bloodstreams. Read the rest of this entry »

Hot Celebrity Mom: Jennifer Lopez

Posted on 03 23, 2008 under Hot Celebrity Moms by screwdad | 3 Comments

J.Lo had twins with singer husband, Marc Anthony. Here’s J.Lo looking hot pregnant and pre-pregnancy.

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An Open Letter to the A-hole Dad at the Playspace

Posted on 03 22, 2008 under The Manual by reviewdad | 1 Comment

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You’re probably one of those guys who says tells your buddies you can’t go out tomorrow night because you have to “babysit.” For you, spending time with your kids is time spent “watching” your kids. That’s why you’re the douchbag at the indoor playspace sitting at the perimeter emailing on your Blackberry or having an hour-long conversation rather than spending time playing with your kid.

If you looked up from your “crackberry” (or even worse, your laptop!), you’d notice (maybe) that your kid is roaming the room looking for a surrogate dad to interact with him. My son and I are glad to let him play with us at the Thomas the Tank table but after 15 minutes of no parental involvement, I’m searching the room for someone - you - who looks like our new “friend.” And if I could identify you, we’d have words. I would sure as hell want to know who my child was interacting with…even within the relative safety of our little parent co-op. Read the rest of this entry »

Is Autism the New Gay?

Posted on 03 20, 2008 under Uncategorized by foodad | No Comment

amanda_baggs.jpgI recently read an article in Wired magazine that challenged my perception of autism. Reading the article sort of felt the same way as when I was first exposed to homosexuality in college. I was a corn-fed, Midwestern young man who was raised on Northeast-Ohio idealism. Anything that was not normal was either not talked about or was weird. I felt like a pioneer in Ohio just because I had broken away from listening to popular music and was into bands like Ministry, Nine Inch Nails, Dead Milkmen and Public Image Ltd. A new friend of mine came out to our crew when someone in the residence hall found out that there was a gay person living on our floor. The Midwest back then (maybe still) was pretty brutal about stereotypes and this guy challenged everything that I knew about homosexuality. For all intents and purposes, he was an All-American dude living his life on a slightly different path than society would expect from looking at him. He let us ask a ton of questions and changed our perceptions. With the Internet not as prolific, the world was a smaller place and information was limited to immediate surroundings or what we sought out through reading books, magazines and TV.

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Leader in Human Lifelike Simulation

Posted on 03 19, 2008 under Doodads by foodad | No Comment

Boston Dynamics is a cool company who calls themselves the “leader in human lifelike simulation”. The Big Dog however is neither human nor a dog. It’s the conjoined Human Fly twins! I am definitely having nightmares tonight. Civilization is doomed.