Poodad is just one of those things that you know, “Happens”. And no doubt, it will happen when your kid is in the tub. This can be caused by many factors: the warmth of the water, the stimulation in the “Poodad Area” with the washcloth, the proximity to dinnertime, or some twisted vendetta against you. Regardless of reason, you need to know what to do when this occurs.
We all joke about how much “damage” a kid can do in the diaper when it comes to dropping the deuce but there are some serious health concerns when it comes to it. Contact to the skin can cause diaper rash or worse. Ingestion can cause serious health problems. So you need to know how to contain this incident quickly and without further harm. Read the rest of this entry »
Sometimes a picture needs no explanation. And this is no exception. Yes, that’s a dude with 2 boob-proportioned bottles harnessed to his chest. And yes, the caps must be sealed tight so you can breastfeed your kids in a full suit.
With 3 kids under the age of 6 I am ready to call it quits and cap my family size at 5. Based on past performance, my wife and I are a pretty fertile bunch. And although I feel incredibly fortunate to have such virility, it can be really scary. I don’t need a 4th set of butt cheeks to wipe. Or a 4th mouth to feed. I don’t need another tour of duty with no sleep and no alone time. I’m done with kids and I don’t want any surprises. But maybe I am a little afraid of the ol’ snip snip. Or maybe I just want to do this thing slow. I don’t necessarily want to nuke all my soldiers at once. Or blow up the bridge over the River Kwai.
So what’s a dude to do? I started researching some ways to lower my sperm count. Although not fool-proof I figure if I do a little everyday, it will only help my cause. For you guys who don’t have your kids yet and want to help your chances, you may want to read this list so you know what not to do.
Poodad is just one of those things that you know, “Happens”. And no doubt, it will happen when your kid is in the tub. This can be caused by many factors: the warmth of the water, the stimulation in the “Poodad Area” with the washcloth, the proximity to dinnertime, or some twisted vendetta against you. Regardless of reason, you need to know what to do when this occurs.
