The Top 7 Babes in Children’s Television
Posted on 12 03, 2006 under The Manual by Noodad | Comments
So the kids are watching the tv and you notice something out of the corner of the eye. Amidst the puppets, cartoons, and claymation, you spot a sight for sore eyes: you spot a babe. Yes, noodads, you would be surprised how good looking kids television has become.
But before you go on thinking you will tune into Sprout instead of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show you need to cool your jets and finish reading this article. This isn’t Baywatch, this is still children’s programming. Here is a list of the Top 7 Babes in Children’s Television:
1. Genevieve Goings from Choo Choo SoulThe sultry engineer of the Playhouse Disney Animated short, Genevieve dances around the rail car with collagen lips and tight shirts. |
2. Lisa Lennox from the DoodlebopsDon’t let the blue face throw you. Dee Dee Doodle is one hot pseudo-human band member. And this year, there was a minor controversy when the skirts got shorter and tighter. No complaints here. |
3. Alison Bartlett OReilly from Sesame StreetAs the Sesame Street vet, Dr. Gina Jefferson, this woman is really the only thing remotely attractive on the show. |
4. Michele Lepe from Sprout’s The Goodnight ShowReplacing the equally hot Melanie Martinez, this latin hottie, known as “Nina” is nice on the eyes every night on the Goodnight Show. |
5. Wendy from Bob the BuilderThe hottest piece of clay on the planet. Wendy has the perfect phone-sex husky voice and she can use her some tools too! Now that is hot. |
6. Laurie Berkner from Jack’s Big Music Show on NogginLaurie Berkner pops up every once in awhile singing her songs and jumping up and down with her guitar. Best known for her song, “Bumblee Bee (Buzz Buzz)” her song will be stuck in your head for days. |
7. Kim PossibleOk, she’s animated. But she is hot. And she fights crime too. Enough said. |
<<UPDATE>> After a year of TV watching, we have admitted to a glaring omission to this list: Jennifer Peterson-Hind of Hi-5. Read the shrine to the hottest babe in Children’s television here.
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