How Do You Move Sex Out of the Bedroom?
Posted on 04 10, 2007 under Ask the Chick by TheChick | Comments 
Welcome to another installment of our weekly feature: Ask the Chick.
The chick is Latia Harris, a noodad reader and mom
with a lot of answers for you. Each week, Latia will answer the
questions you don’t have the balls to ask your own wives.
Dear Chick,
My wife only wants to have sex in the bedroom, but I want to be more adventurous. How do I open her up to new things?
-Bored in Portland
Dear Dude,
Picture this: You are watching Skin-a-Max on Cinemax. A woman and her lover are about to get it on and in the process of doing so, he tosses her onto the bear rug and all of a sudden you hear the Barney theme song.
Hot, right? I’d like to think not.
You can start by trying to initiate the lovin’ when the kiddies aren’t around. It’s hard to get it on when you’re in the bedroom and the kiddies are home, it’s even harder getting on outside of the bedroom when the kiddies are home.
You should also clear the house of all things “child”. Stuff all of the toys into storage bins camouflaged as ottomans, hide some toys in the closet, and turn off all automatic toys such as cars, stuffed Barneys, and Baby Einstein Stars.
After that, she may find is easier to relax and be more adventurous when she doesn’t have to pull toy cars and what not from her butt.
Good Luck,
The Chick
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