What type of underwear do women really prefer?

Welcome to another installment of our weekly feature: Ask the Chick. The chick is Latia Harris, a noodad reader and mom with a lot of answers for you. Each week, Latia will answer the questions you don’t have the balls to ask your own wives.

Dear Chick,
What do women prefer in terms of underwear? Boxers? Boxer Briefs? Thongs? Tightie Whities? My wife says she doesn’t really care but there is no way she doesn’t have a preference. What do you prefer and why? — Underwear Trouble

Dear Dude,

Considering the fact that you’re over the age of seven, I don’t think anyone finds tighty whites all that sexy…Honestly, it’s your package, so pack it as you choose.

I know what I prefer (boxer briefs) but I wanted to know what the people wanted, so I did a poll of about twenty women that I work with. Half say that they prefer boxer briefs to anything else because they look the best. Five of the women said they liked boxers. Only one lady said that her husband wore tighty whities but didn’t comment on whether she liked them or not, and the other two women didn’t have an opinion because they’re lesbians.

If that still doesn’t answer your question, why don’t you try wearing a different style of undies a night and see which gets the best reaction. If laughter is the best reaction, we can only assume that it’s the tighty whities.

Good Luck!
The Chick

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