Strong Arm Tactics

Posted on 04 27, 2006 under The Manual by rupertz | Comments

There are times when, as a parent, you find yourself doing things that you couldn’t imagine doing to your kid.

Take this, for example. You have your two year-olds head firmly gripped in one hand like Magic Johnson palming a basketball. With the other hand you are holding your kids arms to his chest, all the while gripping his body as close to you as possible.

He is screaming. While doing this, your spouse is gripping his mouth open with one hand.

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