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Everything Dads Need to Know About Taking Kids to Barbecues

Posted on 05 27, 2008 under Mantivities, The Manual by Noodad | No Comment

It’s that time of year again. This past Memorial Day weekend officially kicks off the summer barbecue season. But a passion for eating grilled meats is not enough to get you through the season with your family. There are a few things you should know when preparing for a summer barbecue.

Background Prep

Frequently, the host is a friend of only you or your wife, not the both of you. So it is important that you get prepped on the background of the home owner. You don’t want to walk into the situation unprepared. Likewise, if you are the one that knows the host, prep your wife. Items to discuss beforehand: how many kids, what do they do for work, who are they friends with, etc. It never hurts to prepare. For instance, you don’t want to start railing on the local gas station only to find out that the host is the owner of it. Read the rest of this entry »

Why All Women Want a Noodad (Humor)

Posted on 05 02, 2008 under Mantivities by foodad | No Comment

NoodadNoodad wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s party. Noodad is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

Noodad had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.

And, next to them, a single red rose!! Noodad sits up and sees his clothing
in front of him, all clean and pressed.

He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house!!!

He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.

Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:

‘Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight.
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How to Get Beer Stains Out of Your Carpet in 3 Easy Steps

Posted on 04 06, 2008 under Libations, Mantivities by Noodad | 1 Comment

girl-with-beer.jpgWhere there is beer, there are spills. And if you are like me,  you need to get those beer stains out of your carpet. My beer stains come from the fact that my poker table, although equipped with drink holders, are not build for beer bottles. 3 spills later, I needed a fix to get those stains out before my wife surveyed the damage. This was the best solution I could find and it works. Plus, it only has 3 easy steps: perfect for those hangovers the next morning. Read the rest of this entry »

Best Slow Motion Balloon Pop of All Time

Posted on 02 22, 2008 under Mantivities by screwdad | 1 Comment


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How to Make Bacon Candy: A Step by Step Guide

Posted on 02 03, 2008 under Mantivities by Noodad | 1 Comment

bacon_candy_step8.jpgWant a great snack for your Super Bowl party that will get everyone’s mouths watering and begging for more? Try my recipe for Bacon Candy. Yes, bacon candy. Don’t diss it before you try it. This treat is easy to make, hard to mess up, and will get people begging for you to make it for every party. Plus, come on guys, it’s bacon! Here’s a step-by-step guide to making this ultimate guy snack: Read the rest of this entry »

Ring of Fire After Curry Wipes

Posted on 01 17, 2008 under Doodads, Mantivities by Noodad | 2 Comments

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Say you are enjoying a nice and spicy curry dish. Maybe you downed some habanero pepper poppers or ate a few dozen buffalo wings. That edible inferno may have tasted awesome going in but you know that eventually it will burn on the way out.

What is a guy who is about to literally burn his ass do? Use Ring of Fire wipes of course! “A great gift for those that like it hot, the Ring of Fire After Curry Wipes are cooling and moisturised and are sure to douse those flames!”

Buy it here.

How to Throw A Football Like a Pro

Posted on 01 14, 2008 under Mantivities by Noodad | No Comment

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Throwing a football is one of manhood’s biggest challenges. But there are tons of different techniques that you may have heard depending on who you ask. Where throwing a baseball tends to have a more defined set of methods, a football can be hurled a number of ways with great success. For proof compare the way Brett Favre and Tom Brady throw the ball.

If you want to avoid looking like a chump when your kid asks for instruction check this out:

Phil Simms, the former Super Bowl winning QB from the New York Giants and current CBS commentator has some tips on football throwing based on how he taught his NFL quarterback son, Chris Simms.

Check out the article, “How to Throw Like a Pro: Former NFL QB Phil Simms on the secret mechanics of hurling a football” on the Wall Street Journal here.

Heineken Keg/Krups Coffee Machine Mashup

Posted on 01 09, 2008 under Libations, Mantivities by reviewdad | No Comment

beertenderb85.gifCheck out this beauty! A mash-up between a Krups coffee machine and a Heineken Draught Keg (you’ve seen the fembots commercial)…it will keep a 5-liter Heineken keg cold and tasting bar-fresh for up to 30 days and the top of the line version (not pictured) sports an LCD command center. This in my Man Cave would be enough to make me a Heineken guy 24/7/365 (does that constitute alcoholism?!).

Already on sale in Europe, Krups and Heineken debuted it in the US this week at the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas. It goes on sale in April and will set you back about $400. You can read more at Engaget.

We’ve seen Heineken kegs for ~$18-22 and they will give you ~10 pints. Do the easy math - that’s about $2 per pint. Can’t beat that!

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Superhero Slugfest at TheSuperest.com

Posted on 01 06, 2008 under Mantivities by reviewdad | No Comment

k21_glowbo.jpgSuperheros rule. Accept for Aqua Man (don’t get me started). Superheros battling each other rules more.

Pre-internet, you had to wait until Saturday morning to see the super-powered duke it out. Apparently, The Hall of Justice is a part-time gig! But with your trusty web browser (or even better/easier, that ever effective RSS reader on your utility belt) and thesuperest.com, you can watch an almost daily duel unfold on your desktop.

A perpetual battle royal of wits and humor, two talented illustrators armed with pencils and internet connections duke it out with cheeky superheros who’s super power in some way invalidates that of the previous victor. Read the rest of this entry »

How to Make a Custom Poker Table

Posted on 12 31, 2007 under Mantivities by Noodad | 1 Comment

dmcv103_1ch_e.jpgIn the latest episode of Man Caves on the DIY network, the show hooked up this guy with a Vegas style room with a custom poker table. It is pretty sweet and does not look terribly difficult if you are somewhat handy.

Fortunately for us, they published the materials list and directions on their site. Read the detailed instructions after the jump or read them on the DIY site with pictures.

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