Elmo Wants to Kill Your Children
Posted on 02 23, 2008 under Current Events, Doodads by Noodad |
Apparently that cuddly red monster in your kids rooms may want to kill them. There is a story out of Florida of an Elmo doll that has been threatening the kid of the house with the words, “Kill James”. The kid, named James, obviously is terrified and so is his mother who complained to the company.
It happened after Melissa Bowman changed the batteries in her son’s Elmo Knows Your Name” doll. If you ask me, that name has monster to kid molestation written all over it.
If you recall, not only does Elmo want to kill your kid, Bert works for the Taliban. Recently, Elmo was spotted chilling with Chucky at the local Sesame Street Gun Shop.
Read more of the story here. And if you want to see more Lindsay Lohan/Marilyn pics click here.
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I'd be more inclined to believe that an elctronic toy was evil and demented and wanted to kill children, if it wasn't Elmo!
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