The Top 10 Poop-Related Kids Products of All Time
Posted on 01 16, 2008 under Doodads by Noodad |
One of the best parts about being a dad of potty-training aged kids is the permission to be yourself. See, your wife probably read in some parenting magazine that the key to a successful potty training is to embrace the topic of taking a dump and to talk about it with your kids without any type of shame. To me, I take that as permission to revert to that special place in every guy’s heart called potty humor.
So, if you have to talk about it without shame but with pride, you may as well have fun with it. And that is why I am pleased to bring you the top 10 Poop-related kids products of all time. Any of these could be acceptable in your household (all in the name of potty training of course) and you will make you ROFLMMFAO.
Pee and Poo Plush Toys
Why settle for the Gunds and Ty Beanie Babies of the world when your kid can fall asleep with a plush pee and poo in their bed.
Buy it here.
Everyone Poops
This great book starts off with the line “an elephant makes a big poop, a mouse makes a tiny poop.” You can’t go wrong with that.
Buy it here.
Poopin’ Ain’t Easy T-Shirt
Straight form the shelves of the Noodad store. Have your kid roll like a pimp early with this tshirt.
Buy it here.
Poo-lar Bear Pooper
Dubbed the “Sub-zero poopin’ hero” this candy dispenser deposits brown and black jelly beans.
Buy it here.
Zapf Baby Born with Magic Potty
This baby does it all! She drinks water from her bottle, eats her own special food, uses her potty or soils her diaper, squeals with delight and cries. No word on whether she “squeals with delight or cries” when she soils her diaper.
Buy it here.
Shikito
Sometimes the best description is the one straight from the manufacturer: “Shikito is the icon for Superdeux’s new B*Shit line, a lovingly satricial streetwear brand that reminds us whose #%@ is the baddest.”
Buy it here.
Barbie and Tanner Doll
Barbie’s pesky dog does what every dog does: eats and poops. But Barbie does her best to scoop up the mess with her state-of-the-art magnetic pooper scooper. Now that’s teaching responsibility!
Buy it here.
Stink Blasters
This set of 24 figurines each emit a horrible stench when you squeeze their head. My favorite? Butt Breath Bob.
Buy it here.
Japanese Plastic Poo Blaster
This product found on Cracked.com seems to be the ultimate in kid’s excitement: plastic poop that pops out of the toilet instead of in it. Fun for all ages.
Shimajiro
This is the ultimate motivating speaker for your kids learning to potty train. When you push the button it asks you: “”Unchi ka na / Oshiko ka na?” (Translated: “Do you have to poop or pee?”). Then when your kid does the deed you push the button and you hear, “Gambatta ne!” or, in English, “You did it!!”
Here is the video of the Shimajiro in action.
