The Scam Called Kid Recital Videos
Posted on 07 23, 2007 under Doodads by Noodad | Comments
[editor's note] This article spawned a follow-up article on choosing a dance studio after a fierce-turned-friendly-flame war in the comments.
Videotaping your kid's soccer game or ballet performance no longer means carrying a typewriter-sized box on your shoulder. Gone are the days where every school holiday concert is filed with dads in the aisles trying to catch the best angle for their Spielbergian masterpiece. But the absence of these situations is not because of the smaller video cameras out in the market. No, it is because companies are hiding behind their "value-add" and "professional quality" facades and gang raping parents in the auditorium.
So this is one of those critical junctions in the article where I have lost you or you already know where I'm going with this. Here's the deal.
My 4 year old daughter takes ballet lessons. Cool right? And she totally gets into it. She's got the shoes, the leotards, the tights, the whole nine yards. So at the end of the year we get to go watch her perform with her class. This mind you, is a performance where every class from every age group in the entire dance studio performs.
Now I can on and on on how you have to not only pay for the classes but you need to pay for the costume, the fancy sweatshirt with the embroidered name on the sleeve, the professional pictures with her in costume, and even the tickets to the show but that may make you think this is all a scam. I don't mind paying for the costume…or the tickets for that matter (although it is sort of a rip off because they know people aren't going to miss the performance no matter how much they charge).
{mosnooad}That is all reasonable. What isn't reasonable is the following situation. You are not allowed to take pictures or video during the performance. Why? Well, because the dance academy decided to hire a professional video production company and by forbidding personal cameras you had to purchase the professional one.Sucks right? Well, here is where we get to the gang raping part. My daughter was awesome! I'm sure every parent thought the same for their kid. I couldn't take my eyes off of her for the entire performance. Which is a good thing because my memories is all I will ever have. You see, after spending $30 (yes, $30) and waiting 4 weeks for delivery, the video I got barely showed my daughter. Her class was pretty big and the dance line stretched across the stage. So the entire performance had the camera panning back and forth. I basically saw my daughter 4 times in a 3 minute period.
Here's what gets me pissed off:
-It's one thing to give a value-add video option for people who want it but don't tell me I can't videotape my own daughter after I spent over $200 for all the other supplies.
-And if you do tell me I can't videotape, don't screw me by charging $30 for it. That is crazy. I could buy a doubledisc Special Edition movie for $20, so why is a rinky dink operation like this charging me an arm and 2 legs?
-And if you do charge me $30 at least separate out each performance as a separate track and make a frigging menu screen instead of just a file naming screen.
-And if you don't take the time to at least give me something remotely like a professional disc, don't insult me by saying this is a professional recording and it is unlawful to make copies.
You know what? I'm making copies. I'm burning copies for every person in my family. I'm posting them on YouTube. I'm selling the master to some dude in China so he can sell them on the streets of Beijing for $5. I'm bit torrenting them. I'm sending them to public access TV, I'm sending it in to America's Funniest Home Videos. And most importantly, I am sending this article to Dateline NBC so someone can do something about this scam.
So Noodads, take this as a warning. If you see a restriction like "No videocameras", consider bringing a small camera and shooting yourself anyway.

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