Pain in the Tooth
Posted on 04 04, 2006 under The Manual by gregoryng | View Comments
It"s always the same story: Your kid is cranky so it must be teething. Your kid has a fever so it must be teething. Your kid can"t sleep so it must be teething. Teething will be the Bill Buckner for every abnormal symptom your kid displays between the ages of 4 months and 1 year. No matter what other factors contribute to your kid being a total crank butt will be blamed on one scapegoat, teething. But what if your kid really is teething? How do you possibly deal with the horror? Here"s what you Noodads need to know.
TWO BY TWO
They say your kid should get their teeth in pairs but that isn"t always the case. So if your kid is a one-toothed wonder, don"t worry. Your kid won"t be Sloth from Goonies forever. The other one will come in soon.
DROOL MONSTER
You will never experience more drool in your entire life. I"m talking Turner and Hooch type of drool. Your kid"s face will be a slobbering mess before, during, and after the teeth come in so hunker down and prepare to deal with it.
"CUTTING TEETH"
The first time I heard that my kid was "cutting teeth", I got really freaked out. But that is the term that people use when the teeth come in. It sounded to me like cutting keys at the hardware store. That"s the term. And it hurts your kid as much as it sounds like it does.
MEDICATE
You may want to stay strong and not medicate your kid, but let"s see how strong that notion is when you are up 3 nights in a row. Baby Tylenol is good with helping the accompanying fever but by far the best thing to give your kid is called Hyland"s Teething Tablets. You can get them in most drugstores and they are homeopathic. These things are so tiny but they literally took my drooling, hysterical son and turned him into a cooing, sappy Gerber baby in less than 5 seconds. [editor"s note: Remember, we"re not your doc and we"re not your momma! Consult your pediatrician before giving your kid any medications.]
Good luck Noodads. Soon, your kid will have a whole mouth full of teeth and you will have to worry about retainers and cavities.
