Shiver Me Timbers! Taking Out Splinters

Posted on 04 03, 2006 under The Manual by Noodad | Comments

Today I held my daughter still while she screamed in pain. It was one of the hardest things I have ever had to do. But it needed to be done. See, my daughter got a splinter in her hand this morning on the jungle gym. It was only about a quarter inch long but it took my wife 20 minutes to get it out. Here"s what you need to know should your kid get a splinter:

 

THE EARLIER THE BETTER
If your kid gets a splinter, try to get to it earlier than later. Sometimes when you get to it early, you can snag the damn thing out with your fingers.

DISINFECT EVERYTHING
If you do need to use a needle or tweezers, make sure you disinfect it with rubbing alcohol. And don"t forget to wipe down the infected area as well. The point is to ward off infection, not create one.

CHECK FOR INFECTION
Typically a submerged splinter will work its way out of the skin after a few days. The warming and cooling of the skin will contract the skin so it pushes it out for you. But if the area becomes red, swells, or fills with puss, you need to remove the splinter immediately.

THE GLUE TRICK
I heard a good trick to remove a splinter easily. This only works when one of the ends is exposed. Here"s what you do: pour Elmer"s white glue on top of the splinter end. Wait for it to dry. Peal it off the skin. The splinter should pop out with the glue. Pretty dope, eh?

TREAT YOUR KID
If you do need to use a needle, your kid will scream bloody murder. Make sure you have some sort of Popsicle or ice cream to settle them down afterwards. Word of advice, you will need one too cuz the sound of your kid"s screaming will traumatize ya.

Good luck Noodads. And avoid those splintered timber jungle gyms!

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