The Laws of a Toddler

For those of you who are about to be a dad of a toddler, here’s a great list of  the “Laws of a Toddler”. From experience, this is absolutely true. Get ready…

1.  If I like it, it’s mine.
2.  If it’s in my hand, it’s mine.
3.  If I can take it from you, it’s mine.
4.  If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.
5.  If it’s mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6.  If I’m doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
7.  If it looks just like mine, it’s mine.
8.  If I think it’s mine, it’s mine.