What You Should Know About Taking Temps Rectally
Posted on 08 13, 2009 under The Manual by Noodad | Comments
Guys, there will come a time when your little dude or
dudette gets sick. Most likely, you will need to call the pediatrician
and they will no doubt ask you the question that may lead to a very
uncomfortable procedure. Your pediatrician will probably ask what your
kid's temperature is. But don't think you can stick that thermometer
under your kid's tongue, you need to start concentrating on sticking
that thing somewhere else. Because when the doctor asks for a
temperature, they mean a temperature from your kids poop hole.
Yes.
Rectal temperature readings are the most accurate way to take your
kid's temperature. Here's what you need to know about taking your kid's
temp rectally:
THE RIGHT EQUIPMENT IS KEY
The last thing you want to do is stick the wrong thing up your kid's
butt. There are specific thermometers for rectal use. Make sure you
don't use an oral thermometer rectally because it could cause injury.
LUBRICATION
Vaseline is key here fellas. Make sure there is proper lubrication when inserting a thermometer rectally.
FIDGITATION AND AGGRAVATION
If you are taking a temp, your kid is already feeling under the
weather. They may be easily irritable and incredibly fidgety. Make sure
that you restrain your kid when you insert the thermometer. You don't
want that thing to break off in their ass. Also, never leave your kid
unattended with the thermometer inserted.
WATCH THE ERUPTION
You know when you stick a knife into a slow moving Heinz ketchup
bottle? Once the seal is broken, the sauce starts flowin'. Inserting a
thermometer into your kid's anus can sometimes stimulate the bowels
beyond repair. So watch out for some diaper explosions after a
temperature reading.
STERILIZATION
Before and after, it is extremely important to clean the thermometer. A
good scrub down with rubbing alcohol or any other antiseptic solution
is best. If you must use water, DO NOT use hot water. That will mess up
the thermometer.
Good luck noodads.
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