Man Invents the Bacon Weave: The World is Now a Better Place

There is nothing better than bacon. Nothing.

It is good crispy, burnt, salty, and fatty. It’s good as strips or crumbled. It is enough to man-up the girliest of salads and the snobbiest of scallops. In essence, it is hands down the best piece of meet to ever come off an animal. The single strip of bacon alone is the reason why a pig is better than a cow when it comes to meat.

Now you can get things like bacon salt (distributed by friends of Noodad: Fishboy), bacon band-aids, bacon wallets, and even bacon mints.

Today, I found an amazing act of brilliance. Created, of course, by a man who clearly loves bacon the same way that I do. He thought to himself, “Why not weave bacon together and make a tapestry of bacon-y goodness?” All I can say is, “Thank you sir.” Image after the jump