Welcome to Noodad

We were started by 2 guys who realized fumbling through fatherhood did not have to be a solitary experience. Whether we forgot to put vaseline on the diaper, dressed our kids in dirty outfits, or put entire playhouses together incorrectly, we took solace in knowing we weren’t alone in our plight.

We are not experts and should not be taken as such. We are simply a bunch of guys that love our kids, love and respect our spouses, and are willing to share acquired knowledge.

Sometimes we will have the answer. Most time we won’t. But you will have a vehicle to vent and a place to hear other dads like you say, “That sucks bro.”

There is tons of content for your reading pleasure:

The Manual serves up articles of instructions after your kid comes. There are articles ranging from a good way to change a diaper, to tips in making Macaroni and Cheese. Here are a few of our most popular “The Manual” articles:

Stop Smoking Around Your Kids (You Selfish Asshole)

How to Check Email With a Kid on Your Lap
One Way to Change a Diaper

Predad is the destination for all things leading up to the birth or adoption of your kid. Here are a few of our most popular “Predad” articles:

The Top 10 Myths of Fatherhood Debunked
10 Names That Would Get My Kid Beat Up

“The Alien Inside My Wife” and Other Ultrasound Discoveries

Doodads highlights products we love and hate as well as directions to put together things. Here are a few of our most popular “Doodads” articles:

Pacifiers: Love Them or Hate Them?
Stroller Mania
The Definitive Guide on Sippy Cups

Her is a collection of articles geared towards taking care of the mother. Once you do that, you will find, you both win. Here are a few of our most popular “Her” articles:

The Noodad Breastfeeding Dictionary
Give Her Flowers…or Get You Death
The Wife-Kid-You Death Triangle

And Brokedad covers subjects that have to do with money and finances with your kids. It can range from topics on allowances to paying for vacations. Here are a few of our most popular “Brokedad” articles:

Top 10 Disney Pitfalls
Getting Your Affairs In Order
Buying Fun

So chime in and help a brotha out or don’t and simply enjoy the spectacle.

For more detailed explanations to our madness, check out our FAQ page.

One other thing: Email contact@noodad.com with a picture of you surviving fatherhood and you might get the Noodad Eye on our homepage and a Noodad T-Shirt.

noodad.com We’re here for ya man.