Back Off! We Just Got Home!

Posted on 09 29, 2009 under Predad by schneidermike | View Comments

230092_kung_fuInternational Adoption often includes traveling to far off countries with upside down time tables. You know what I mean. China for instance is 12 or 13 hours ahead of Eastern Standard Time. The good people of your adoption agency understand this. Acclimation is one of the (best) reasons that they schedule a few days in Beijing before you go to your baby’s capital city. If you decide to travel to Korea, Russia, Kazakhstan, the same could easily apply.

While you are spending 2 weeks in China getting to know your new baby, the excitement builds at home. When we went, we literally had a few thousand hits to our blog while we were gone. We also had a gallery on the site and uploaded about 100 pictures while we were overseas. Then the scary thing started to happen. We
started to get emails from family and friends telling us that they were looking forward to seeing us after we got home. They were even proposing dates to do so. The excitement of the moment clearly clouded their thinking as many of these messages mentioned the week that we got home as “good” meeting times. At the
time, even my wife and I did not appreciate the magnitude of the problem. We added additional stress to our situation that we could have prevented with George-Bush-style preemptive measures.

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Shore Nice to Sea You: Family Driving Vacations Part 1

Posted on 08 22, 2009 under Money by schneidermike | View Comments

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Back in the day, my dad would wake us up at the (_._) crack
of dawn. He would then proceed to toss my brother and I into the station wagon,
scream and yell at my mother while squeezing in a few more last minute
necessities, put the dog in the way-back, pay 88 cents a gallon for gas,
complain about it and then attempt to break the world record for slowest drive
time from Clevepuke, (not to be confused with Pittspuke or Pukesburg, PA) OH. to
Vacationland, USA,
also know as Buffalo, New York.

Some families have traditional vacations that they pass down
from generation to generation like “going to the lake” or whatever.  All of my vacations as a kid were just as
lame as the one above. My old man and old lady’s idea of a vacation was what I
now call a DAYTRIP. Of course that is why I have chosen to do exact the
opposite of what my parents did.  My kids
will benefit from the lameness of their grandparents.

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SEFs: Why they rule and you can’t

Posted on 08 04, 2009 under The Manual by gregoryng | View Comments

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Your Toys Were Deadly And You Didnt Know It

Posted on 06 09, 2009 under Stuff by schneidermike | View Comments

When your dad was a kid he and his buddies used to run around the yard shooting each other with slingshots and pellet guns. They would happily plunk each other in the ass or neck or eye with BBs, rocks and marbles. Of course YOU were never allowed to do the same. Your dear old folks would never allow it. My dad used to talk about how his friend blew his thumb off with a cherry bomb. I bet that he and his friends were allowed and encouraged to play with explosives.  In contrast to them, we were stuck running around the yard "shooting" each other with toy replica AK47s and stabbing away with our plastic bowie knives. Of course you cannot do that today.  Now all of the guns are pink and orange and fire water, while all edges have been converted from Bert to Ernie.

And now noodad, ask yourself: Would I let my kids play with the toys I had as a kid?

 

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Little Einsteins Vs Higglytown Heroes

Posted on 05 26, 2009 under The Manual by gregoryng | View Comments

 

Now for the introductions… 

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Super Blockmasta Kidestructo: The Game

Posted on 02 29, 2008 under The Manual by gregoryng | View Comments

Here”s a game you and your wife can play with your baby or toddler. It”s competitive, has sweet rewards, and your kid will get exercise. Now what”s better than that? Learn about the fun new craze that will sweep baby nation, Super Blockmasta Kidestructo: The Game

Here”s what you will need to play the game:
• 2 sets of building blocks (Not LEGO or anything that snaps together)
• A crawling or barely walking baby
• A desire to kick your wife”s butt in everything you do
• A willingness to bet on your building skills or pay the price

Here’s how to play:
Position you and your wife between 5 and 10 feet from each other. You and your wife each builds a tower of blocks. Once the towers are built, place your kid in the middle.The goal is to try and get your kid AKA Super Blockmasta Kidestructo to knock down the other person”s tower. So as you and your wife are furiously building towers, your kid is getting a workout of epic proportions.

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When Your Kid Drops the F Bomb.

Posted on 11 30, 2006 under The Manual by schneidermike | View Comments

sirishYou and the family have just sat down to a home cooked meal.  You both are battle scarred from long days at the office and or child care. Your 3 year old is presently giving you a recap on important days events like nursery school, gymboree, gymnastics  and swimming lessons when she says: "Little F@ckers".

What should a noodad do?

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There Ain’t Nothing Wrong With Breasts

Posted on 08 04, 2006 under Her by gregoryng | View Comments

babytalk Dawn Olsen has published a good article at Blogcritics on the
controversial breastfeeding cover on BabyTalk magazine. Following is an
excerpt from her article with my comments following:

"In this country, we want our breasts to be large, full, and barely
covered by skin-tight Hooters' t-shirts."

NOODAD RESPONSE: Absolutely

"What we DON'T want,
apparently, is to see pictures of babies
doing what babies have done since the dawning of mankind: nursing at
the nipple of their mother. The outrage over a cover shot on BabyTalk magazine for an article on breastfeeding is hysterically ironic."

NOODAD RESPONSE: I have no complaints

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Dont Forget to %#!* Your Wife

Posted on 07 25, 2006 under The Manual by schneidermike | View Comments

The following Public Service Announcement is sponsored by noodad.com.

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Noodad Link Love

Posted on 07 13, 2006 under Newsflashes by gregoryng | View Comments

After 4 months of content and lots of love from other sites, we felt it was time to return the favor. The following are a bunch of sites that dig what we do and we dig them for digging us. So after you spend some time getting through our site, take a side trip to these guys. They offer great content for parents and most specifically dads. Enjoy!

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