Say you are enjoying a nice and spicy curry dish. Maybe you downed some habanero pepper poppers or ate a few dozen buffalo wings. That edible inferno may have tasted awesome going in but you know that eventually it will burn on the way out.
What is a guy who is about to literally burn his ass do? Use Ring of Fire wipes of course! “A great gift for those that like it hot, the Ring of Fire After Curry Wipes are cooling and moisturised and are sure to douse those flames!”
One of the best parts about being a dad of potty-training aged kids is the permission to be yourself. See, your wife probably read in some parenting magazine that the key to a successful potty training is to embrace the topic of taking a dump and to talk about it with your kids without any type of shame. To me, I take that as permission to revert to that special place in every guy’s heart called potty humor.
So, if you have to talk about it without shame but with pride, you may as well have fun with it. And that is why I am pleased to bring you the top 10 Poop-related kids products of all time. Any of these could be acceptable in your household (all in the name of potty training of course) and you will make you ROFLMMFAO. Read the rest of this entry »
As I have said time and time again, I am a devout follower of Pampers products. After trying our every major brand when my (now 5 year old) daughter was a newborn, my wife and I landed on Pampers and have not strayed since. Now on our third kid and probably 5000 diapers later, Pampers still reigns supreme in the Noodad household.
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT…
Mother’s Day is May 13th
Any unimaginative schmo can go to Coach and get his wife a clutch purse for Mother’s Day…and if you’re considering doing this, get with the times – those things were popular three years ago. Too many dads will go to Things Remembered and buy a sterling picture frame – nice but it’s watching paint dry BORING. Dude, you were in the delivery room – she deserves more.
If you were leaning toward either of these items OR have no idea whatsoever to get your beloved for arguably the most important of gift-giving days (think about it – how much emotion is wrapped up in being a mother?!), never fear brethren…the Noodad Ultimate Mother’s Day Gift Guide is here! If you know who your wife is, we can help you do better. After all, the Noodad motto is “we’re here for ya man!”
Football season is coming and I haven’t been this excited since…well…last football season. If you are like me, the NFL is your Jim Jones and the start of the season every fall is like the smell of new Kool Aid being mixed.
But when you work every weekday and you normally savor the weekend hours for time with the kids, you are faced with a tough dilemma: balancing kid time with football time. What do you do? You corrupt your
kids of course. After all, if they crave the game as much as you do, you are golden. Here are a few different approaches to obsessing your kids with this great game at an early age. Read the rest of this entry »
Taking paternity leave is a decision some noodads find
difficult. What isn't difficult is seeing the benefits taking a
paternity leave can have. But when demands of a job, a mortgage or
rent, and family life get involved, it could get your head spinning.
That is why, once again, noodad.com is here to help. Following are
answers to some popular questions about paternity leave: Read the rest of this entry »
I see you everyday, pushing a stroller with one hand, a lit butt in the other. You are outside. The smoke from your cancer stick is flowing around you and your kid. I know it is bothering her because in the two brief seconds that I encountered you, it really bothered me. How often do you do this? Are you doing it at home? Are you doing it in the car? Are you at least opening the bloody windows? If not then you might as well be jamming a cigarette in her mouth and let her smoke along with you.
Now that Spring is here, the birds are chirping, and the weather is warmer. This means our kids will be spending more time outside. Outdoor play can be filled with many great things — feeling the sun, digging dirt, shooting hoops, and the ice cream truck to name a few. But for parents it could bring headaches. There will be splinters, scrapes, ticks, bee stings, and grass damaging Slip N Slides. Even though you may be distracted by the pure bliss your kids are in, you can"t overlook an important decision: Whether to allow indoor toys to go outside. Do not make a rash decision when confronted with this request! Read the rest of this entry »
Maybe you have a new baby and you’re not getting to spend a lot of time together, or your kids are older and they’re driving you crazy driving back and forth from soccer, hockey and karate practice. Whatever the reason you’re spending less time together, I have three words for you:
There are many different techniques to properly changing a diaper. Noodads need to figure out the method that works best for them and their baby. If you are looking for a fool proof guide to changing diapers keep this thing in mind. As long as all items in the following checklist are satisfied, you are successful: • There is no poodad left on the kid • There is no poodad on the kid"s clothes • There is no poodad on the changing table • There is no poodad on you
As I have said time and time again, I am a 
Football season is coming and I haven’t been this excited since…well…last football season. If you are like me, the NFL is your Jim Jones and the start of the season every fall is like the smell of new Kool Aid being mixed.
Taking paternity leave is a decision some noodads find
To the smoker:
Now that Spring is here, the birds are chirping, and the weather is warmer. This means our kids will be spending more time outside. Outdoor play can be filled with many great things — feeling the sun, digging dirt, shooting hoops, and the ice cream truck to name a few. But for parents it could bring headaches. There will be splinters, scrapes, ticks, bee stings, and grass damaging Slip N Slides. Even though you may be distracted by the pure bliss your kids are in, you can"t overlook an important decision: Whether to allow indoor toys to go outside. Do not make a rash decision when confronted with this request! 
There are many different techniques to properly changing a diaper. Noodads need to figure out the method that works best for them and their baby. If you are looking for a fool proof guide to changing diapers keep this thing in mind. As long as all items in the following checklist are satisfied, you are successful:
