Ring of Fire After Curry Wipes

Say you are enjoying a nice and spicy curry dish. Maybe you downed some habanero pepper poppers or ate a few dozen buffalo wings. That edible inferno may have tasted awesome going in but you know that eventually it will burn on the way out.

What is a guy who is about to literally burn his ass do? Use Ring of Fire wipes of course! “A great gift for those that like it hot, the Ring of Fire After Curry Wipes are cooling and moisturised and are sure to douse those flames!”

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The Top 10 Poop-Related Kids Products of All Time

One of the best parts about being a dad of potty-training aged kids is the permission to be yourself. See, your wife probably read in some parenting magazine that the key to a successful potty training is to embrace the topic of taking a dump and to talk about it with your kids without any type of shame. To me, I take that as permission to revert to that special place in every guy’s heart called potty humor.

So, if you have to talk about it without shame but with pride, you may as well have fun with it. And that is why I am pleased to bring you the top 10 Poop-related kids products of all time. Any of these could be acceptable in your household (all in the name of potty training of course) and you will make you ROFLMMFAO. Read the rest of this entry »

Don’t Blow it this Mother’s Day: The Noodad Ultimate Mother’s Day Gift Guide

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Mother’s Day is May 13th

Any unimaginative schmo can go to Coach and get his wife a clutch purse for Mother’s Day…and if you’re considering doing this, get with the times – those things were popular three years ago. Too many dads will go to Things Remembered and buy a sterling picture frame – nice but it’s watching paint dry BORING. Dude, you were in the delivery room – she deserves more. 

If you were leaning toward either of these items OR have no idea whatsoever to get your beloved for arguably the most important of gift-giving days (think about it – how much emotion is wrapped up in being a mother?!), never fear brethren…the Noodad Ultimate Mother’s Day Gift Guide is here! If you know who your wife is, we can help you do better. After all, the Noodad motto is “we’re here for ya man!” 

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Readying the Nest

You’ll notice many quirky behaviors by your spouse during her pregnancy, many of them hormonally driven. Whether you like it or not, you’ll be affected by these behaviors, too.  Around the fifth month (on average, but can occur later in some women) you’ll take part in a phenomenon known as “nesting”.

Nesting refers to a mother’s innate response to prepare your offspring’s habitat prior to birth and it is something humans share with other members of the animal kingdom. Turn on Animal Planet or The Discovery Channel and you’ll see some examples. 
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Bringing Indoor Toys Outside

Now that Spring is here, the birds are chirping, and the weather is warmer. This means our kids will be spending more time outside. Outdoor play can be filled with many great things — feeling the sun, digging dirt, shooting hoops, and the ice cream truck to name a few. But for parents it could bring headaches. There will be splinters, scrapes, ticks, bee stings, and grass damaging Slip N Slides. Even though you may be distracted by the pure bliss your kids are in, you can"t overlook an important decision: Whether to allow indoor toys to go outside. Do not make a rash decision when confronted with this request! Read the rest of this entry »

Reconnecting With Her Through DDR

Maybe you have a new baby and you’re not getting to spend a lot of time together, or your kids are older and they’re driving you crazy driving back and forth from soccer, hockey and karate practice. Whatever the reason you’re spending less time together, I have three words for you:

Screw Doctor Phil.

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One Way to Change a Diaper

There are many different techniques to properly changing a diaper. Noodads need to figure out the method that works best for them and their baby. If you are looking for a fool proof guide to changing diapers keep this thing in mind. As long as all items in the following checklist are satisfied, you are successful:
• There is no poodad left on the kid
• There is no poodad on the kid"s clothes
• There is no poodad on the changing table
• There is no poodad on you

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An Easy Promise to Keep

The Keebler Elves came up with twelve cents. Tony the Tiger pitched in seventeen. Reckitt Benckiser chipped in a dollar and I don’t even know who they are. Every time I visit the local grocery store major retail brands make a small contribution to my child’s college fund. It comes in nickels and dimes, often with little initiative on my part. This effortless fundraising occurs because my wife took two minutes to register our family with UPromise, an organization that links corporations willing to donate money to people like me who are willing to accept it. Read the rest of this entry »