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Posted on 03 06, 2006 under Newsflashes by foodad | Comments

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What’s Up Chuck?

Posted on 03 06, 2006 under The Manual by Noodad | Comments

There is perhaps nothing more disgusting than the smell of your child"s vomit. The bottom line is no matter how bad poodad can smell, you smell it normally once every day. Vomit on the other hand is a special occasion – like Grandma coming to town or Santa Claus coming down your chimney. But instead of moth balls and gingerbread you smell bile and whatever you fed your kid the night before. 

It is at the exact instance when the concrete wall of stench hits your nose that you regret cooking Spaghetti and Meatballs the night before. And for some reason it is way worse than when you cleaned up your day old vomit off the wall in your dorm room.

Kid vomit in a word, "sucks". The first time my daughter vomited was the type of experience that rocks you to the core and hijacks a bit of innocence from your soul. Think you are da man? How do you feel after you are covered with 3 jars full of Gerber Stage 3 Lasagna? Read the rest of this entry »