Terms of Service

1. Noodad.com is a web site for entertainment purposes only. None of its contributors is a licensed physician, therapist, FBI agent or donut maker. Use common sense and consult your physician before implementation of advice on this site.

2. Noodad.com is intended for use by fathers, fathers-to-be or people seeking information about fatherhood. Noodad.com members must be at least 18 years of age. Noodad.com will not discriminate on member’s race, gender, religion, sexual preference or internet service provider.

3. The opinions and contributions in the forum do not necessarily reflect the opinions or attitudes of noodad.com, its staff or baking club.

4. You understand that all content submitted by you in any way to the forum is your responsibility and not the responsibility of noodad.com.

5. You understand that this site is for adults and you may be offended by the content of the forum or main site and that this is not the responsibility of noodad.com.

6. You understand that comments and postings on the site may be disparaging, defamatory, embarrassing, or otherwise be of an unfavorable nature and may expose you to public ridicule, humiliation or condemnation. This is not the responsibility of noodad.com. Noodad.com reserves to the right to remove any content from the site.

7. The information collected on noodad.com will used to shape the user experience on this site. This information is confidential and will not be sold.

8. Members of noodad.com must agree to the the terms and conditions of this website which are subject to change without notice.

9. Noodad.com members will not promote products or services or solicit members on noodad.com without the express written permission of the site’s management. In other words, the man is holding you down.

10. Noodad.com reserves the right at all times to preserve any Submitted Content or to disclose any Submitted Content as necessary to satisfy any law, regulation or governmental request or any good faith belief that such preservation or disclosure is necessary to (a) comply with legal process; (b) enforce these Terms & Conditions; (c) respond to claims that any Submitted Content violates the rights of third-parties; or (d) protect the rights, property, or personal safety of noodad.com, its guests and the public.

11. By registering, accepting these Terms & Conditions, and uploading Submitted Content, you represent and warrant to Noodad.com the following: (a) you are at least 18 years of age, (b) all of the information provided by you to Noodad.com to enroll and participate in the Forums is correct and current; (c) you hold and will continue to hold the necessary rights, including but not limited to all copyrights, trademark rights and rights of publicity in the Submitted Content to enter into this Agreement and to grant the rights granted herein; (d) you are the creator of the Submitted Content you upload to this Site (or are specifically authorized to upload the Submitted Content by the copyright holder), and did not take any of its elements from a source such as another Web site, publication, recording, film, or video; (e) you have made any required payments to guilds, performing rights societies, or to any other body or group representing authors, composers, musicians, artists, and other participants in the production of the Submitted Content, or other entities having legal or contractual rights of any kind to payments as a result of distribution or exhibition of the Submitted Content; and (f) you have the legal right and authority to agree to, perform the acts required of you, and to grant the rights and licenses described in these Terms & Conditions.

12. It is a condition of your access and use of this Site that you do not:

a. Restrict or inhibit any other guest from using and enjoying this Site;

b. Harm minors in any way;

c. Impersonate any person or entity, including, but not limited to, an employee or representative of noodad.com, or falsely state or otherwise misrepresent your affiliation with a person or entity;

d. Forge headers or otherwise manipulate identifiers in order to disguise the origin of any Submitted Content transmitted by means of this Site;

e. Upload, post, e-mail or otherwise distribute, publish or transmit on this Site any Submitted Content that you do not have a right to transmit under any law or under contractual or fiduciary relationships (such as inside information, proprietary and confidential information learned or disclosed as part of employment relationships or under nondisclosure agreements);

f. Upload, post, e-mail or otherwise distribute, publish or transmit on this Site any unlawful, harmful, threatening, abusive, harassing, invasive of another’s privacy, libelous, defamatory, obscene, vulgar, pornographic, profane or indecent information of any kind, including without limitation any transmission constituting or encouraging conduct that would constitute a criminal offense, give rise to civil liability or otherwise violate any local, state, national or foreign law;

g. Upload, post, e-mail or otherwise distribute, publish or transmit on this Site any Submitted Content that either involves nudity (including partial or complete nudity of any person under age 18); exploits persons under age 18, or discloses any personally identifying information about persons under age 18

h. Upload, post, e-mail or otherwise distribute, publish or transmit on this Site any information, software or other material which violates or infringes upon the rights of others, including material which is an invasion of privacy or publicity rights or which is protected by patent, copyright, trademark, trade secret or other proprietary right, or derivative works with respect thereto, without first obtaining permission from the owner or right holder;

i. Upload, post, e-mail or otherwise distribute, publish or transmit on this Site any information, software or other material which contains a virus or any other computer code, files or programs designed to interrupt, destroy or limit the functionality of any computer software or hardware or telecommunications equipment, or any other harmful component; or

j. Upload, post, e-mail or otherwise distribute, publish or transmit on this Site or in any way exploit any information, software or other material for commercial purposes or which contains any form of solicitation (including, but not limited to, “junk mail,” “spam,” “chain letters,” and “pyramid schemes”), advertising, promotion, marketing for goods or services, or any form of lottery, sweepstakes, or gambling;

k. Disrupt the normal flow of dialogue, cause a screen to “scroll” faster than other guests of this Site are able to type, or otherwise act in a manner that negatively affects other guests’ ability to engage in real time exchanges;

l. Interfere with or disrupt this Site or servers or networks serving this Site, or disobey any requirements, procedures, policies or regulations of networks connected to this Site;

m. Intentionally or unintentionally violate any applicable local, state, national or international law, including, but not limited to, regulations promulgated by the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission, any rules of any national or other securities exchange, including, without limitation, the New York Stock Exchange, the American Stock Exchange or the NASDAQ, and any regulations having the force of law;

n. “Stalk” or otherwise harass another; or

o. Collect or store personal data about other guests.

13. By posting or submitting any materials (including but not limited to any remarks, ideas, graphics, photos, comments, product concepts, advertising concepts or ideas, and suggestions for improving or changing existing content) to this Site, you automatically grant (or warrant that the owner of such rights has expressly granted) to noodad.com a royalty-free, non-exclusive, perpetual and irrevocable worldwide right and license to use, reproduce, modify, publish and distribute such materials or incorporate such materials into any form or technology now known or later developed, and you waive any moral rights you may have in having the material altered or changed in a manner not agreeable to you. You further grant Noodad.com a non-exclusive, worldwide, royalty-free license to use your name in connection with the Submitted Content, and to use the Submitted Content for advertising and promotional purposes.

You warrant that any materials you upload, post, e-mail or otherwise distribute, publish or transmit on this Site contains nothing that will give rise to civil liability or otherwise violate any local, state, national or foreign law, including nothing that is harmful, threatening, abusive, harassing, invasive of another’s privacy or publicity rights, defamatory, obscene, vulgar, pornographic, profane or indecent, or that constitutes an infringement of anyone’s patent, copyright, trademark, trade secret or other proprietary right, or derivative rights with respect thereto.

14. Warranties for any products purchased from this site are (or are not) provided by the manufacturer. Noodad.com makes no warranty about the quality, implied warranties, usability, safety or fitness for a particular purpose.

15. Product reviews on the site are for entertainment purposes only. Noodad.com does not endorse any products on the site unless expressedly stated that the manufacturer is a noodad.com sponsor. Warranties for any products purchased based on a review on this site are (or are not) provided by the manufacturer. Noodad.com makes no warranty about the quality, implied warranties, usability, safety or fitness for a particular purpose.

16. Noodad.com is not responsible for the content on any of its linked sites or RSS nooze (news) feeds. You access them at your own risk.

17. Noodad.com contains material that may not be appropriate for children. If there is a concern by parents that children may visit this Site, Noodad.com recommends using a parental control software package. Some sample parental software packages include: Net Nanny (http://www.netnanny.com), Cyber Patrol (http://www.cyberpatrol.com), Cybersitter (http://www.solidoak.com). Please be advised that Noodad.com does not endorse any one parental software package. While no parental software package replaces careful supervision of Internet use by children, these tools can be a useful addition to your suite of Internet applications. Please read the maximonline.com Privacy Policy, in particular the Policy for Minors, for more information regarding the collection of personal information from children.

18. If you read this far, congratulations.